As many of our readers know, we recently introduced the mascot for our new satire series, The Ferret Files. However, we don’t yet have a name...
Dear Dolores, Am I the As*hole if I ask my coworkers to stop bringing family drama to work? I’m so tired of having to choose sides...
Dear Dolores, I met the most wonderful man. We’ve had three amazing dates and have spoken almost every day on the phone. Everything was going perfectly...
It’s the 10 Week Anniversary of street beefs and one Hell of a show is in store! As per usual a mixture of eight brand new...
Dear Dolores, I am in love with the most incredible man, he’s strong and kind and gorgeous and devoted and he cares about me and proves...
I think it’s safe to say everyone is well aware of the Tequi-La-La and knows that the bar has a tendency to be “hardcore” compared to...
Weazel News is proud to announce the latest entertainment product for San Andreas readers! We’re launching The Ferret Files, a new satire section of our website....
Dear Dolores, Hello there Dolores, thank you for doing something like this, it is much needed as I know I am not the only one needing...
Los Santos, San Andreas – Ten fighters entered the ring this week at Street Beefs in the effort to win the $10,000 grand prize. In an...
Mirror Park, Los Santos – Last Thursday, Los Santos’ most picturesque neighborhood experienced unprecedented tragedy. A man commonly spotted begging down in the canals was seen...