Hi. Me again. The goth girl from Twitter. You ever just have those days where you think, “Gosh, Dolores is...
The Department of Commerce and Labor (DoCL) has let out a sigh of relief after learning that the Legislature is now targeting Public Events with their...
After announcing our new mascot, polling the public for name suggestions, and asking for YOUR vote to choose the best idea, we finally have a winner!...
Hi. My name is Karly. Karly Stark. You might be wondering – Who the hell gave that girl her own column on the Weazel News website?...
Los Santos, San Andreas – In a leaked prototype advertisement, Go Postal appears set to reaffirm its commitment to Instant Delivery™, its flagship service. With Instant...
Los Santos, San Andreas – Often considered the worst evolution in Pokémon history, poor Metapod has endured decades of ridicule for reducing itself to shooting silly...
As many of our readers know, we recently introduced the mascot for our new satire series, The Ferret Files. However, we don’t yet have a name...
Weazel News is proud to announce the latest entertainment product for San Andreas readers! We’re launching The Ferret Files, a new satire section of our website....
Mirror Park, Los Santos – Last Thursday, Los Santos’ most picturesque neighborhood experienced unprecedented tragedy. A man commonly spotted begging down in the canals was seen...
Los Santos, San Andreas – They say capitalism is the mother of innovation, but this Friday it gave birth to incineration instead. In a marketing stunt...