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Slushie Crisis Averted: 24/7 Spokesperson Urges Public To Chill Out

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3 months ago

January 29, 2024

Useless News broke a major story this past weekend reporting a severe lack of slushies at 24/7 stores across the state. Weazel News reached out to 24/7 corporate offices and were directed to Astrid Callis, of Callis Marketing, for comment. Astrid Callis, who does marketing for various businesses in the state of San Andreas, was more than eager to help clear things up.

Miss Callis shared there was a General change to 24/7’s slushie machines back in June of 2023 to a new, upgraded model. The 24/7 stores have continued to offer the same great slushies they always have and apologize for any confusion on how to operate the new model of slushie machines.

“Back in June of 2023 the 24/7 stores upgraded to a newer model of slushie machine so perhaps people have been having a hard time using the new machine. This seems to account for dismal Q3 and Q4 slushie sales across the state. We apologize for any inconvenience this might of caused. We’re also proud to announce there are new slushie flavors available now at 24/7 stores! “
Astrid Callis, Head of Marketing – Callis Marketing

Weazel news also got an exclusive look at some of the marketing materials aimed at promoting the new slushie flavors at 24/7 stores ahead of the launch.

Flyer teasing new slushie flavors coming soon to a convenience store near you. (Provided By: Callis Marketing)

New Flavors Available Now:

Cream Soda
Grape
Green Apple
Limeade
Orange
Rootbeer
Strawberry

Given the buzz generated by the reported “Slushie Crisis”, 24/7 leadership made the decision to launch the new flavors immediately. As of Saturday afternoon, stores have received shipments of the new products to begin selling to the general public.

“The outpouring of support for our slushies have inspired 24/7 leadership team to work with suppliers, logistics carriers, and the dedicated teams at the store level to move up the launch schedule for the new flavors. They’re grateful for all their loyal fans and hope they enjoy the new flavors of slushie, available now, across the state of San Andreas. They urge the public to chill out with their great new and classic slushie offerings”
Astrid Callis, Head of Marketing – Callis Marketing

The slushie machines at the 24/7 stores working overtime to keep up with slushie demand. (Photo Credit: Erin Murphy)

It appears this crisis has been swiftly averted and the citizens of San Andreas have even more sweet slushie sensations to bring on their beloved brainfreezes. Which flavor(s) are you most excited to try?

Stay frosty, San Andreas!