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The Ferret Files: Name Our Mascot!

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As many of our readers know, we recently introduced the mascot for our new satire series, The Ferret Files. However, we don’t yet have a name for the adorable creature, so we asked you to submit your best ideas! That poll has concluded, so now we want to see what the public thinks of our favorites. Based on the results, our editor team will use the public’s input to select a great name for the mascot. Check out the form below to put your vote in!

Mutiny Editor’s Note: The inanity continues…why focus on the fun and frivolous when our society is literally collapsing under the weight of oligarchical exploitation? Weazel News continues to prove it cannot be trusted to bring the real truths to the public as they serve to distract and subjugate their readers to the whims of a disingenuous government and rampant corporate cronyism.

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