COLLECTIBLES! Who’s got the rarest? Who’s got the coolest? Who’s got the one that vibrates so loudly that it sounds like it’s coming from inside your...
On June 19th, 2022, Governor Karmen McKenzie signed Executive Order 018 – Declaration of an Emergency – San Andreas Judiciary Staffing, in response to the lack...
After nearly three decades of not being a politician, State Representative Jordan Malone has concluded his five month foray into government service. With the stress of...
With voting in full swing and the inauguration of a new government on the horizon, Governor Karmen McKenzie has made one final announcement to cement her...
Los Santos, San Andreas – Today makes a new era for gamers as a beloved franchise drops the latest game in their long-running series. Featuring the...
The Department of Commerce and Labor (DoCL) has let out a sigh of relief after learning that the Legislature is now targeting Public Events with their...
After announcing our new mascot, polling the public for name suggestions, and asking for YOUR vote to choose the best idea, we finally have a winner!...
Los Santos, San Andreas – In a leaked prototype advertisement, Go Postal appears set to reaffirm its commitment to Instant Delivery™, its flagship service. With Instant...
Los Santos, San Andreas – Often considered the worst evolution in Pokémon history, poor Metapod has endured decades of ridicule for reducing itself to shooting silly...
As many of our readers know, we recently introduced the mascot for our new satire series, The Ferret Files. However, we don’t yet have a name...