Dear Dolores, What to do when you’ve developed romantic feelings for a friend but they don’t feel the same way? — Anon Dear Anon, I feel for...
Dear Dolores, About 8 months ago, I had sex with a woman on Vespucci beach. Then a month ago I found out I have a STD...
Los Santos, San Andreas – In a leaked prototype advertisement, Go Postal appears set to reaffirm its commitment to Instant Delivery™, its flagship service. With Instant...
Dear Dolores, Someone (I won’t mention her name) said she could be my wife if I paid her $500k but I fear for my life. I...
Dear Dolores, I am a co-owner of a business in the state. The “Boss” embarasses me in public by the way he dresses. He exudes royalty,...
Los Santos, San Andreas – Often considered the worst evolution in Pokémon history, poor Metapod has endured decades of ridicule for reducing itself to shooting silly...
As many of our readers know, we recently introduced the mascot for our new satire series, The Ferret Files. However, we don’t yet have a name...
Dear Dolores, Am I the As*hole if I ask my coworkers to stop bringing family drama to work? I’m so tired of having to choose sides...
Dear Dolores, I met the most wonderful man. We’ve had three amazing dates and have spoken almost every day on the phone. Everything was going perfectly...
It’s the 10 Week Anniversary of street beefs and one Hell of a show is in store! As per usual a mixture of eight brand new...