VINEWOOD (WZL) — On Wednesday evening, Corporal Joshua White of the Blaine County Sheriff’s Office was charged by the court for Perjury and Obstruction of Justice...
Dear Dolores, About 8 months ago, I had sex with a woman on Vespucci beach. Then a month ago I found out I have a STD...
Los Santos, San Andreas – In a leaked prototype advertisement, Go Postal appears set to reaffirm its commitment to Instant Delivery™, its flagship service. With Instant...
Dear Dolores, Someone (I won’t mention her name) said she could be my wife if I paid her $500k but I fear for my life. I...
VINEWOOD (WZL) — In breaking news; Chief Justice MacLamar has advised the government that the courts for Civil and Appeal cases will be closed from today...
DEL PERRO (WZL) — The Marriage Recognition Act which allows the practice of ‘Polygamy’ has passed the legislature with four representatives voting yes and one voting...
LOS SANTOS (WZL) — Last week Weazel continued the monthly tradition of asking the public their thoughts on our state government and their policies. Here are...
LOS SANTOS (WZL) — Matthew Snyder has announced he intends on resigning in a letter addressed to Chief Justice John MacLamar. In the statement, Judge Snyder...
Dear Dolores, I am a co-owner of a business in the state. The “Boss” embarasses me in public by the way he dresses. He exudes royalty,...
Los Santos, San Andreas – Often considered the worst evolution in Pokémon history, poor Metapod has endured decades of ridicule for reducing itself to shooting silly...