Government
BREAKING: Mount Zonah Medical Center To Close
MT ZONAH (WZL) — Surgeon General Maggie Martindale confirmed today that Mount Zonah will be closed, and all staff and operations will be transferred to Eclipse Medical Tower in Rockford Hills. A statement from Secretary of State Wyatt McKenzie outlined the reason for the move:
Mount Zonah Medical Center will also begin to transition to the newly acquired Eclipse Medical Tower. Mount Zonah began to move non-emergency equipment from the hospital before the surge in blackouts. All services previously at Zonah will begin at Eclipse immediately.
Wyatt McKenzie, Secretary of State
Eclipse Medical Tower offers a wide range of modern, updated technology for the entire complex from state of the art operating theaters to a newly improved ICU. The emergency ward has been greatly enhanced with better lighting and quicker access to essential medications. These updates will enable the state to provide higher quality care to residents of Los Santos.
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