Los Santos, San Andreas – In a leaked prototype advertisement, Go Postal appears set to reaffirm its commitment to Instant Delivery™, its flagship service. With Instant...
Dear Dolores, Someone (I won’t mention her name) said she could be my wife if I paid her $500k but I fear for my life. I...
VINEWOOD (WZL) — In breaking news; Chief Justice MacLamar has advised the government that the courts for Civil and Appeal cases will be closed from today...
DEL PERRO (WZL) — The Marriage Recognition Act which allows the practice of ‘Polygamy’ has passed the legislature with four representatives voting yes and one voting...
LOS SANTOS (WZL) — Last week Weazel continued the monthly tradition of asking the public their thoughts on our state government and their policies. Here are...
LOS SANTOS (WZL) — Matthew Snyder has announced he intends on resigning in a letter addressed to Chief Justice John MacLamar. In the statement, Judge Snyder...
Dear Dolores, I am a co-owner of a business in the state. The “Boss” embarasses me in public by the way he dresses. He exudes royalty,...
Los Santos, San Andreas – Often considered the worst evolution in Pokémon history, poor Metapod has endured decades of ridicule for reducing itself to shooting silly...
As many of our readers know, we recently introduced the mascot for our new satire series, The Ferret Files. However, we don’t yet have a name...
Dear Dolores, Am I the As*hole if I ask my coworkers to stop bringing family drama to work? I’m so tired of having to choose sides...