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Do you think experience matters? Of course, you do. Do you like fancy videos? Everyone does.

Ryyan “RyRy” Avery has been in office as a state representative for three consecutive mandates. He enjoys strawberry lemonade and will turn La Fuente Blanca into a trap house. This means parties in the governor’s mansion.

Ryyan Avery has enough energy to clean up the PD, be a friend to business owners, properly fund the DHS, and still run up and down the stairs at city hall. We’re talking up the third floor, not just a single flight of stairs.

Do you have what it takes to snuff out corruption? You probably don’t, but Ryyan Avery will do everything he can to stylishly eliminate all forms of exploitation and fraud while being extremely epic.

More importantly, Ryyan Avery has a campaign video. Do you see anyone else with a campaign video? In his own words:

“No one uses comedy, or something that brightens the people’s day, makes them happy. So, I thought, why not make a nice campaign video that has a twist halfway through?”

Ryyan Avery

Mixing comedy with the most political experience of anyone in San Andreas, Ryyan Avery is who you should vote for in the upcoming election. His proudest accomplishment is giving individuals on death row a chance to appeal their sentence through the historic “Capital Appeal Act.”

On May 4th, vote for Ryyan “RyRy” Avery and Damien Key. In Ryyan’s own words: “Be epic, or else…”

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