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McKenzie Enterprises Makes Otterly Surprising Announcement

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Rockford Hills, Los Santos – In a surprising move, McKenzie Enterprises announced they will be replacing their well-known otter mascot with the friendly quokka. The decision has raised some questions about how the public will react to the change. Will they embrace the quokka as the new face of McKenzie Enterprises or will they feel a sense of loyalty to the otter?

McKenzie Enterprises: Rebranding Announcement – April 2023

McKenzie Enterprises has been associated with the otter for many years, with the lovable creature being a fixture in their branding and projects. To get a sense of what people are thinking about the rebrand, McKenzie Enterprises has launched a poll for the public to vote on which animal wins. It remains to be seen what the final results of the poll will be, but it will provide some valuable insights for the company as they move forward with their decision.

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