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With DOJ Hemorrhaging, Joanna Poole Steps In To Stem The Bleeding



Los Santos, San Andreas – Following the untimely passing of well-respected State Attorney Cole Gordon, the Department of Justice has seemed to be in disarray. Under the leadership of his replacement, Acting Attorney General Vinny Mangananzo, state prosecutors have made numerous missteps, including committing ethical violations that have seemingly gone unchecked.

Today, Secretary of State Wyatt McKenzie released a statement from the Governor’s office announcing the resignation of Mr. Mangananzo and the nomination of Joanna Poole as the new Attorney General. With her background in law enforcement and public defense, the government seems intent to bring in an outsider to right the ship before it fully capsizes. Find the full press release below:

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