Dear Dolores, Lightning Round Vol. 2

Dear Dolores,
How do I tastefully send someone steamy noods? I am realy good at pumping out fresh, saucy noods and everyone in this city doesn’t seem to appreciate that. I just want to share my noods with the world, maybe for some money. Any thoughts?
– Andy Shepard

Dear Andy Shepard,
Open a restaurant.

Love, Dolores

Dear Dolores,
How do I get to advertise cheaper on Weazel News rather than pay 10k? They should be paying ME!!!
– Mutiny

Dear Mutiny,

Love, Dolores

Dear Dolores,
I keep eating the likes of Cluckin’ Bell and Burger Shot and I fear for my health. What can I do to lose the weight???
– BigJohnson69

Dear BigJohnson69

Love, Dolores

Dear Dolores,
Best friend or lover?
– Clueless Nobody

Dear Clueless Nobody,

Love, Dolores

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