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Stella’s Scoops Volume 67

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Oh, Snaps!

Do you like taking photos? Then, it’s your time to shine with San Andreas Snaps. We want to see the amazing photos you take and share them with everyone else! Submit your photos today, and maybe you’ll see them showcased in a future article.

LSPD Gets Sued…

By the one and only Black Lotus. Who would’ve thunk? After that big trial two weeks ago, the Los Santos Police Department (LSPD) is paying Black Lotus $66,113. Weazel News covered the trial, and Shout News has an analysis and the final verdict.

They Want Questions…

Useless News is seeking questions from the public for content creation. They also mentioned something about a Q&A podcast. Anyway, send your questions over to Useless News!

Remember the Big Ordeal?

Chris Stevens became the Sheriff when the United States President stepped in and appointed Stevens after the nomination didn’t pass the Legislature. This was mentioned back in Volume 62 (Whoa, time flies) and I shared screenshots of the yeets from the president. Anyway, who the heck is President Reeves? Shout News published an article about him and honestly, there are so many words and I currently don’t have the ability to focus on reading, so you’ll have to read for yourselves. 

Upcoming Events:

  • April 22nd: Parks Week: Earth Day
  • April 25th @ 7PM ET: [2024-CV-011] – Alexei Bones & Aleksander Olsen v. San Andreas State Police
  • April 26th @ 5PM – 7PM ET: Parks Week: Fishing Tournament
  • April 26th @ 8PM ET: The Hubcap Cafe Presents Tunerfest Carshow
  • April 26th @ 8PM ET: [2024-CM-112] – State of San Andreas v. Tyler Brown
  • April 26th @ 11PM ET: Food Truck Friday: 1 Year Anniversary
  • April 27th @ 4PM – 6PM ET: Parks Week: Tubing down Cassidy Trail
  • April 27th @ 6PM – 9PM ET: Bennys Motorworks Presents: Blazin’ Beauties

Stella’s Recommendation of the Week…

Keep an eye out for your speed. Don’t get caught by a cop for driving like a felon. Take a look at your speedometer while you’re driving to make sure you’re staying below the danger and pricey zone.

Stella Day zooming past a speed limit sign. (Photo Credit: Liz Barber)

Have a Stella Day and a hardcore night, San Andreas!

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