Stella’s Scoops Volume 41

From Engaged to Royalty…

Remember in last week’s Scoops when I shared with you all that Carson Fowler and Delilah Grimes got engaged? Well, exactly one week after their engagement, the two were crowned 2023’s Emo Prom Royalty. How exciting!

And now, the amazing Erin Murphy will share some scoops with us! Take it away, Erin!

Spooky Fall Festival…

The Community Outreach Program (COP) hosted a spooky Fall Festival in Sandy Shores on Saturday. The trail of horrors had it’s own terrifying inhabitants to scare those braving the maze of hay bales. Between the costume contest, scavenger hunt, and live music there was no shortage of things to do. There were so many great food trucks there as well so if you left the event hungry that’s on you.

Protests Bring People Together…

Useless News was present to cover the protest at City Hall Saturday night. Many major criminal groups from across the State of San Andreas gathered on the steps of city hall to protest law enforcement.

Merryweather Not So Merry…

Merryweather Security issued a stern press release last week to share their stance regarding the state of government infrastructure patrols in San Andreas.

Do The DoCL!

The Department of Commerce and Labor is actively hiring new team members and you could be one of them. If you enjoy answering questions on information that is readily available to the public from the resources such as the DoCL Guide to Getting Licensed, Business Zoning and Pricing, Public Listing of Licensed Business, or anything else DoCL has provided, then this may be the job for you. If you’re not sure what DoCL does then reach out to one of them to find out more. Their application can be found here.

Hello! I come bearing news from the DoCL!

Hello all!! The Department of Commerce & Labor applications are now open, and looking to welcome a new class of trainees. If you are interested in commerce and the health of the business community, we want to see your application!

We have a great team and are eager to expand in order to support this growing economy.

We look forward to working with you!

If interested, apply below:
https://bit.ly/DOTHEDOCL

Best
Wyatt McKenzie
Sr Board Member, DoCL

Press Release Issued By Wyatt McKenzie, Sr Board Member, DoCL

Become Excel With Original Clothing Events…

DoCL isn’t the only place hiring right now. If you’re good at organizing and tracking information then this may be the role for you. Original Clothing is hiring for an Administrative Assistant for their new events department. See the job description below and head on over to the McKenzie Enterprises Ordering Portal to apply.

Administrative Assistant
Accepting Applicants

Original Clothing Events is seeking a motivated individual to help in its newest Events department. This is a dynamically changing and evolving role with room for growth within our organization. We might even feed you sometimes!

Primary Duties (50%):

• Assisting in reviewing new event orders.
• Consulting with potential clients for project ideas.
• Providing order quotes and invoicing quotes to clients.
• Maintaining detailed logs of order requests for the Event Managers.
• Making sure Event managers do their job.
• Answering phone calls about general Original Clothing
• Periodically confirming Events Manager (Timothy) is still alive.
• Other duties as assigned by MKE Managers (50%)

Requirements:

• Must be able to write and speak fluent English.
• Be willing to deal with managers who are a whole mess (we don’t half ass this shit).
• HAVE ORGANIZATION SKILLS.
• Become excel. Do the words. Make the sheets.

Compensation:

• You will get paid Hourly Business UBI, tears, and any leftover food in the fridge.

Back to you, Stella!

Upcoming Events:

• Oct 25th @ 8PM – 9PM ET: Bohan’s Haunted Horror Hunt
• Oct 26th @ 8:30PM ET: Wicked Motors Eerie Engines Halloween Car Show
• Oct 27th @ 9PM ET: Fireside Frights
• Oct 27th @ 9PM ET: Berserkers MC 2nd Annual Fright Night
• Oct 27th @ 11PM ET: Beyond the Grave Rave
• Oct 29th @ 2PM – 2AM ET: SAPD Halloween Event
• Oct 28th @ 8PM ET: [2023-CM-300] – State of San Andreas v. Valentina Nightingale
• Oct 28th @ 9PM – 11PM ET: Women In Music

Stella’s Recommendation of the Week…

The ever-looming holiday is arriving very soon. Halloween is less than 10 days away and happens to be on a Tuesday this year, but that doesn’t mean the parties and festivities won’t happen during the week or over the weekend. It’s important to stay safe even when you’re having fun out with friends and family.

If you’re out trick-or-treating, make sure you wear something with high visibility or have a flashlight with you so drivers can see you on the sidewalk. I would personally choose to wear the glowy shoes because they’re stylish and keep my hands free from holding a flashlight or glowstick. Definitely look both ways before you cross the street, even if the walking sign is on because you never know if someone is speeding right through intersections and ignoring pedestrian rights.

If you’re out attending parties and festivities, make sure you have a designated driver who can take you home safely. You don’t want to get into a car accident at the end of a good night because you decided to drive under the influence. Call a taxi or ride the bus if none of your friends are able to give you a lift home. The alternatives will be better than waking up in a hospital bed surrounded by doctors and nurses. I, Stella Day, would like it if everyone stayed safe this Halloween season. Please and thank you.

Have a Stella Day and a hardcore night, San Andreas!