Spring 2021 Elections
Spring 2021 Election Results
Congratulations, Governor McKinley!
The election results are IN. Without further ado, please join Weazel News in congratulating our new Governor, Andrew McKinley. Weazel News is very proud to welcome Governor-Elect McKinley as the elected leader of our state.
Voting Results:
Charlie Bradstock – 104,292 votes
Andrew McKinley – 160,311 votes
Let us not forget the State Representatives. The three people entrusted with coming up with laws to make the lives of every citizen of San Andreas better are:
James Paxton – 188,032 votes
Evan Lee – 156,402 votes
Endeavour Jackson – 159,324 votes
Thomas Kirkman pulled in behind with 130,924 votes.
Voter turnout was fantastic. Weazel News thanks every citizen who got out and voted.
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