Politics
PolitiPoll October 2022: A New Hope
Representative Approval Ratings
We are trialing a new measure to test the popularity of Representatives as the term progresses to see what actions are proving popular. The question was the same for all five representatives. “Do you approve of Representative …” These are our first/initial findings.
Audrey Storm
Cooper Bergowitz
Joanna Poole
Oliver Hall
Ryyan Avery
We didn’t ask participants to justify their answer in this circumstance.
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