Politics
PolitiPoll October 2022: A New Hope
Executive Approval Ratings
The Governor
Richard Starr is our new Governor, and overall has performed quite well in the initial polling in september and polling at the beginning of this month with a 53.6% Approval Rating.
The Lieutenant Governor
This is the first time we will be keeping track of Lieutenant Governor approval. Lt. Governor Adrian Jax was a proven candidate on the campaign trail and that popularity has followed into the First Term of their Governorship with a 48% approval rating, with 34% undecided and 18% disapproval rate.
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