EXCLUSIVE: Weazel News Hostage Gets Inside Look At Criminal Life

Los Santos, San Andreas – Last Saturday, our Weazel News team got up close and personal with the life of a hostage. While covering a robbery at the Seoul LTD near our Los Santos headquarters, we got close-up footage of a second kidnapping at that location. After a car marked “Vagos” fled the scene of the crime, we approached the victim who was held at gunpoint outside the store. As he was explaining how the police allegedly made fun of his lisp while he was being held hostage, a few individuals filling up at the gas station came over to console him on the rudeness he’d experienced. That’s when one of them pulled a gun on our team.

After being forced into the car, it stopped to pick up two more individuals for their crew, heading to the Fleeca Bank on Hawick Avenue across from the Pink Cage. At gunpoint we shuffled into the building, expecting a long stay ahead. However, it seems the bank was closed, being late afternoon on a Saturday, and the vault was in full lockdown. So, the would-be criminals piled back into the car, pondering their next move.

Deciding to hit up a smaller target, the crew headed to Vangelico Jewelry, a common target for thieves in San Andreas. That’s when they instructed our team to keep the cameras rolling, getting an inside look into how the store was robbed. We took the opportunity to interview the criminals in action, learning a bit more about what led them to a life of crime and what they envision for themselves if they ever get out of the life.

Mutiny Editor’s Note: What Weazel News is unwilling to tell you is that these are regular people, just like you. Crime is a construct of the crooked justice system that puts undeserving people behind bars while the wealthy and politicians avoid consequences for their actions. “Robbing” a jewelry store is nothing but the deserved redistribution of wealth from the undeserving to the people. Instead of calling these people “criminals”, we should be celebrating them as heroes on the front line of the revolution.