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BREAKING: Governor Paxton Kidnapped?

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Weazel News received an envelope moments ago in the lobby, dropped by an unseen person who is unidentifiable on surveillance camera. The envelope contained the below images, of who appears to be Governor James Paxton, bound and battered in the first image, unconscious in the second.

The envelope is signed simply by a picture of a sheep, or a lamb on a skateboard with sunglasses, and addressed to Wezel, rather than Weazel. No official statement has been made by Mission Row nor the Governor’s office to corroborate that Governor Paxton is even missing. Weazel News will be working to bring you more as it happens.

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