Fall 2021 Elections
Shocking News from the Stiletto Camp
Tonight revelations have hit the streets as sources placed highly within the Justine Stiletto campaign confirm that she intends on seating Eli Goodman within a cabinet position.
Sources in the camp are quoted as being “discouraged” by the intended seating of Eli, many of you may remember Mr. Goodman as a former State Public Defender until his removal on 06/28/2021.
It’s unclear why Eli Goodman would be selected by the Stiletto camp considering he hasn’t been seen in the city for sometime, however Justine Stiletto was unavailable to provide a comment. Weazel News is sure this is not the end of this shocking revelation.
Story – Nick Stevens (Reporter)
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