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Unleash Your Musical Talent: Join the Battle of the Bands for Education!
RICHMAN, SAN ANDREAS (WZL)—Calling all musicians, bands, and music enthusiasts! Get ready to rock and showcase your skills at the upcoming Battle of the Bands hosted by the Board of Education. The battle begins May 10th at 8 PM EST at San Andreas University.
Behold, however! This battle is not just for the guts and glory. The Board of Education offers a grand prize of $100,000 to the victor of the best “educational” song and $50,000 to the runner-up. There are no limits to what you or your band may perform. Both covers and originals are welcome—anything!
The Board of Education really means anything. Literally… any song! Want to try your hand at the ABCs? Go for it! How about Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star? Or Wheels on the Bus? Or perhaps you want to try your hand at creating an original? Let us hear them all!
So songwriters, musicians, and whoever seize this unique, first-of-its-kind opportunity with the Board of Education to showcase your talent. Let your creativity soar, and try your chance at being victorious!
Contact Maxine Finch, Chairman of the Board of Education, for more information. Want to sign up? Click this link! Or fill out the form below. There are still plenty of spots available!
Let. The. Battle. BEGIN!
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