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Weazel News Becomes Mutiny News

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After years of the mainstream media being in bed with corporations, politicians, and worse, there’s now one less publication to mislead the public. As of today, Weazel News is now the media arm of Mutiny, the world’s leading source of exposing the real truth. Mutiny has released a statement regarding its latest acquisition.

The people of San Andreas have gone long enough without access to accurate reporting of the facts. Weazel News, like all other media companies, is biased toward the interests of its shareholders and the politicians that hold its purse strings. From now on, Mutiny will ensure that the public sees the truth exactly as it is, not filtered through the twisted words of journalists with ulterior motives. Journalism should be a vehicle for accountability, and we intend to hold the government and private sector to task for their sins. Be not afraid, for the truth is coming.

Mutiny

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3 Comments

3 Comments

  1. Stefford Johnson

    May 23, 2022 at 11:11 pm

    Does that mean that I’ll get my long-awaited interview/pers conference? lol

  2. X

    May 23, 2022 at 11:33 pm

    No, Stefford, you get squat

  3. William Benning

    May 23, 2022 at 11:52 pm

    The Army of the North will soon be releasing a statement regarding the illegal seizure of Weasel News.

    William Benning
    Commander
    Army of the North

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