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Have You Seen Monica Gunner?
Weazel News and Shane Gunnar need your assistance in locating Shane’s mother, Monica Gunner. She was last seen boarding a plane to Dallas on February 19th, and has not been seen since.
During Mrs. Gunner’s stay, she was seen engaged in conversation with several members of a local motorcycle club at the Hanging Gardens, and then was reported to have been seen directly to the airport.
A communication from LSIA states Mrs. Gunner was seen entering the airport, via security cameras and check-in data, however according to flight officials in Dallas, Mrs. Gunner never boarded the plane and her seat was empty the entire flight.
Mr. Gunner had this to say: “[Monica Gunner] is a very sweet old lady who needs to come back home. She has family waiting for her.”
If you have any information about the whereabouts of Monica Gunner, please contact Shane Gunner at 0620320637 or if you wish to remain anonymous, contact the Weazel Tip Line or the MCD Anonymous Tip Line.
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