Entertainment
A Night of High-Octane Fun at Blood Night Bouts
Boxing fans were treated to an excellent show Friday night as Blood Night Bouts held yet another exciting event featuring some of the state’s top fighters. The Shuffle Night Club made a stylish backdrop for an epic struggle between this bracket’s 14 fighters. While all competitors put on an amazing show Vlad “Diablos” Tod eventually took the top spot, beating out the other competitors with an exceptionally strong game. Taking second place was Brian “The Hotdog” Bet, somewhat of a tournament underdog and crowd favorite. Also joining them on the podium was fighter “Dastardly D” who narrowly beat Luna “Lunatic” Starr in the Bronze Match. All four fighters will be continuing to the Championship Tourney in July.
Friday’s event closes out the initial qualifying rounds of Blood Night Bouts with the top four fighters from the previous tournaments going on to the upcoming championship which is shaping up to be a time no one will want to miss. Keep an eye out for more information on the upcoming event soon as well as even more exciting plans by the Blood Night Bouts Team.
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