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Stella’s Scoops Volume 82
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Stella’s Scoops Volume 81
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Stella’s Scoops Volume 80
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William Benning
June 22, 2022 at 6:01 pm
Concerned Citizen, I am 100% in agreement with you. That is why, as Commander of the Army the North, who gave credible information about Mutiny was largely ignored. Law enforcement at no time followed up with me. They didn’t seem concerned with additional information I had regarding recent Mutiny movements. Since our Declaration of War, government seems to be circling the wagons just concerned with what we do, and not go after the real problem of which is Mutiny. Once you start attacking a power grid, the shift is to terrorism. They are not a benevolent organization. Attacking the power grid can cause deaths. Now FIB is involved, and they are shifting their focus on what the Army of the North does. Matter of fact, I heard rumors that they are preparing a warrant for my arrest. Let me make myself clear. The Army of the North is prepared to fight on multiple fronts. We will not cower, and we will continue to fight for every citizen in the state.
IMBECILE
June 22, 2022 at 9:53 pm
Burn the government. Either incompetent or corrupt, it doesn’t matter. They leave us scared on the streets while they feed us bullsh*t information. They aren’t even trying to cover up their apathy anymore. This new Governor and her Representatives need to go. The police need reform and oversight. See that massive MCD HQ out on the highway? What the HELL are they doing with all their resources? Where’s the transparency?! Army of the North please know that regular hardworking citizens fully support you. You aren’t vigilantes. You are PATRIOTS.
God Bless America and God Save San Andreas!
Luci Knox
June 22, 2022 at 6:12 pm
Isn’t the “Editor Team” just Mutiny? So isn’t this just them threatening to interrupt more of our utilities? Something needs to be done from this!
Domi
June 22, 2022 at 10:02 pm
Trash god is angry! Repent and make the trash sacrifice! It is the only way to save the city! Sacrifice your trash to the trash god! Trash Day is upon us! The end is nigh!
Domi
June 22, 2022 at 10:16 pm
The almighty reckoning of garbage day is marked as the time when the darkness spreads across the land! The blackouts are no mere coincidence!!! The trash god has foretold of this day and that there would be final warnings!!! Repent! Leave your trash sacrifice for the trash god!
Domi
June 22, 2022 at 10:32 pm
Soon the world will close in and space will grow tighter! The darkness will emit a loud Whirring sound, but fear not! Those who chose to make their sacrifice will be brought to a better land! A promised land where there is a never ending sea of trash!
A Concerned Citizen
July 6, 2022 at 2:06 pm
I can’t believe what I am reading. Weazel News has become propaganda and I can no longer trust this as a source of non-biased news. If you’re not supporting our government then you’re not supporting America.