{"id":9270,"date":"2023-05-01T01:44:04","date_gmt":"2023-05-01T06:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/?p=9270"},"modified":"2023-05-28T17:27:39","modified_gmt":"2023-05-28T22:27:39","slug":"be-epic-or-else-vote-ryyan-avery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/2023\/05\/01\/be-epic-or-else-vote-ryyan-avery\/","title":{"rendered":"Be Epic or Else: Vote Ryyan Avery"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"632\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/RyRy.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/RyRy.png 632w, https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/RyRy-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/RyRy-401x300.png 401w, https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/RyRy-310x232.png 310w, https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/RyRy-140x105.png 140w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 632px) 100vw, 632px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Do you think experience matters? Of course, you do. Do you like fancy videos? Everyone does.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed aligncenter is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Vote Ryyan Avery for Governor (Campaign Video) - BIG CAMERA CONTENT\" width=\"740\" height=\"416\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QqdSkxXOhKw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Ryyan \u201cRyRy\u201d Avery has been in office as a state representative for three consecutive mandates. He enjoys strawberry lemonade and will turn La Fuente Blanca into a trap house. This means parties in the governor&#8217;s mansion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ryyan Avery has enough energy to clean up the PD, be a friend to business owners, properly fund the DHS, and still run up and down the stairs at city hall. We&#8217;re talking up the third floor, not just a single flight of stairs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Do you have what it takes to snuff out corruption? You probably don&#8217;t, but Ryyan Avery will do everything he can to stylishly eliminate all forms of exploitation and fraud while being extremely epic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More importantly, Ryyan Avery has a campaign video. Do you see anyone else with a campaign video? In his own words:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>&#8220;No one uses comedy, or something that brightens the people&#8217;s day, makes them happy. 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