{"id":6721,"date":"2022-09-09T01:20:36","date_gmt":"2022-09-09T06:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/?p=6721"},"modified":"2022-09-09T01:20:38","modified_gmt":"2022-09-09T06:20:38","slug":"dear-dolores-lightning-round-vol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/2022\/09\/09\/dear-dolores-lightning-round-vol-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Dolores, Lightning Round Vol. 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dear Dolores,<br>How do I tastefully send someone steamy noods? I am realy good at pumping out fresh, saucy noods and everyone in this city doesn&#8217;t seem to appreciate that. I just want to share my noods with the world, maybe for some money. Any thoughts?<br>&#8211; Andy Shepard<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Dear Andy Shepard,<\/em><br><em>Open a restaurant.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/l1KsJ1xsE79u2zs2c\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption>(C) Giphy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Love, Dolores<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear Dolores,<br>How do I get to advertise cheaper on Weazel News rather than pay 10k? They should be paying ME!!!<br>&#8211; Mutiny<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Dear Mutiny,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/JoOUzSmrpUUxyxEBij\/giphy-downsized.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption>(C) Giphy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Love, Dolores<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear Dolores,<br>I keep eating the likes of Cluckin&#8217; Bell and Burger Shot and I fear for my health. What can I do to lose the weight???<br>&#8211; BigJohnson69<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Dear BigJohnson69<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/sLs8Ll8Qx51xm\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption>(C) Giphy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Love, Dolores<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear Dolores,<br>Best friend or lover?<br>&#8211; Clueless Nobody<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Dear Clueless Nobody,<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/zbzNUbpFnlw8E\/giphy.gif\" alt=\"\"\/><figcaption>(C) Giphy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Love, Dolores<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><strong>Submit a question to Dear Dolores<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/forms\/d\/e\/1FAIpQLSdLv_Skq2oGglbMx4F5gJn4uvsqfS7tOLLvIpY4AsGcDSRS-Q\/viewform?embedded=true\" width=\"640\" height=\"740\" frameborder=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\">Loading\u2026<\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">This is for informational purposes only and should not be considered a substitute for medical advice. 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