{"id":12288,"date":"2024-02-19T02:10:00","date_gmt":"2024-02-19T07:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/?p=12288"},"modified":"2024-02-25T17:17:10","modified_gmt":"2024-02-25T22:17:10","slug":"stellas-scoops-volume-58","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/2024\/02\/19\/stellas-scoops-volume-58\/","title":{"rendered":"Stella’s Scoops Volume 58"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Update: Weazel News made a joke about job government pay and the timing of resigning positions during their terms where we incorrectly listed the Secretary of the Legislature instead of the Secretary of State and did not accurately represent the way government salaries are paid . State Representative Joanna Poole expediently issued a press release<\/a> less than 36 hours later to set the record straight. In the press release, State Rep Poole, gave the state some much appreciated insight into the operations of the government of San Andreas as well as to clarify an error the Legislature made on H.R. 313.

Weazel News takes the responsibility of accurately reporting information and the news seriously. The joke has been removed as it seems to have fallen flat. We apologize for any confusion this may have caused and hope the Legislature is as diligent about swiftly issuing press releases in the future.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Secret Is Out\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

There\u2019s no secret I know of except that there\u2019s a \u201csecret\u201d in \u201csecretary.\u201d The Secretary of the Legislature made the decision to step down last Sunday by sharing a press release<\/a> with the press. State Representative Artemis Blackthorne claimed they\u2019re not a good fit for the role since the role should go to someone who can attend most or all of the Legislative Meetings to actually take the notes and not just get them from someone else like if you were to miss a class in school.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Interestingly, this is also the State Representative who proposed a bill, H.R. 309,<\/a> that would require all State Representatives to attend at least one meeting a month or else be punished. This bill was vetoed three weeks ago. In addition to this, two days before the proposed bill was vetoed, a correction was made to H.R. 313 Government Salary and Pay Schedule Act of 2024<\/a>, which has since been signed into law, to increase the salary of the Secretary of State to $40,000 per month.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Speaking of Resignation\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

This time, it\u2019s the Secretary of State. Could this be a domino effect? On Thursday, Governor Damien Key shared the news of Secretary of State Link Jordins\u2019 resignation<\/a>, which became effective on January 31st, roughly two weeks prior. I haven\u2019t spoken to Hairline in a hot minute, so I\u2019m not sure what his new chapter holds, but best wishes to the one and only. At the time of writing this, no replacement has been nominated.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Link Jordins tweet made earlier this week (Tweet by: Link Jordins)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Three Strikes and We\u2019re Out\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

This ain\u2019t sports, but this is three resignations in a row. Lieutenant Governor Gracie McCoy resigned<\/a> as of Thursday. Shout News reported this<\/a> shortly after the press release was issued. This means there\u2019s currently a vacant spot for the Lieutenant Governor position, and the Governor has to nominate someone to be confirmed by the Legislative Branch. We might as well grab some popcorn from the Yellow Jack and wait to see if more resignations are announced. There’s some good news on the government front, but Maxine will share that in an update below.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Damien Key & Gracie McKoy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Freed Before Bolingbroke\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Barry Hill shared the news in a press release<\/a> probably within hours of the incident. While I wasn\u2019t present in court or watching the live broadcast to understand what all the ruckus was about, I did find the [2024-CM-034] – State of San Andreas v. Joshua Evans docket<\/a>, which included a list of things Joshua had pleaded guilty to prior to Monday\u2019s trial. The charges he pled guilty to include, but are not limited to, a whole lot of Aggravated Attempted Second Degree Murder charges, another whole lot of Aggravated Attempted First Degree Murder charges, a few dashes of Kidnapping charges, more Aggravated Torture and Mutilation charges than one would like to witness, and a whole lot of sugar and spice. So the fact that he was killed by an armed suspect in the lobby after the trial adjourned for the evening is either karma or his happy ending.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Regardless, the suspect charged with killing the other guy was charged and granted bail, so they\u2019re out and about. Shout News<\/a> released an article not much later to share that the suspect was Yuri Delvin, an ex-State Representative. To follow-up on the chaos at the courthouse, Chief Justice Kylian Clarkson issued a press release<\/a> on Tuesday night letting the public know that the judiciary is requesting for metal detectors and security cameras to be installed at the Courthouse to hopefully prevent an incident like this from happening again in the future. You and I can stay tuned for updates on this developing story here at Weazel News.<\/p>\n\n\n

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SAFR and Medical Examiner vans standby outside the Occupation Ave Courthouse after SWAT evacuates the area (Photo Credit: Erin Murphy)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

And now for something slightly different…Maxine!<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Stella is out of town, which means it’s time for a hostile takeover by yours truly, Maxine Finch! I’ve spent much of the week sick out of my mind (I blame Los Santos Transit), so while I wasn\u2019t able to go to every planned or spontaneous event, I did end up going and doing several things. While I can\u2019t write about them all without possibly getting a little bit \u2018TMI,\u2019 the following few tidbits were the highlights of the last week or so:<\/p>\n\n\n

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Storm’s Coming…<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

With all the resignations announced this past week we need some good news, right? Well here it is. Audrey Storm has since been nominated for Lt. Governor as of Sunday morning<\/a>. Storm is a highly qualified individual, having led the Legislative Branch twice in her political prime during what has arguably been some of the most foundational periods for legislation in the State of San Andreas. She\u2019ll be more than equipped to take on anything and everything thrown her way, and I am more than happy to see her nominated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Everyone\u2019s Favorite Capitalist<\/s> Holiday, Valentine\u2019s Day!<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s fast forward to Valentine\u2019s Day because I can’t recall anything from earlier in the week. My brain only kicked into gear on Wednesday, which conveniently happened to be a holiday. Hurray!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There was a lot going on across the state on Valentine\u2019s Day, so I won\u2019t be detailing every event or sale I participated in. Instead, here are some of my favorite experiences:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just a hop and a skip – and usually a fall of some kind for me – from Sapphire Falls Vineyard, and you would have stumbled upon the San Andreas State Parks Department\u2019s Valentine’s Day Picnic at Two Hoot Falls. There were a total of four fenced areas, fully stocked with stereotypically romantic party favors: alcohol, chocolates, the whole shebang. It was as pretty as it was impressive. I don\u2019t know the budget for the Parks Department, but they definitely know how to get the party<\/em> started.<\/p>\n\n\n

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The aforementioned picnic basket and ensemble. (Photo Credit: Maxine Finch)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

I didn\u2019t partake in anything, but I did end up stumbling upon two San Andreas Fire & Rescue (SAFR) paramedics! Naomi Falk and Darcy Reid were simply checking out the scenery when I approached them and asked if they\u2019d like to be in some pictures; they were more than happy to oblige me. Afterwards, when I asked about what they’re up to, I got a pretty reassuring and kindhearted response from Darcy:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWe don\u2019t have any calls right now, so we thought we\u2019d see who\u2019s up here, see if anyone needs any help, or if someone takes an awful, terrible, horrendous dive from the waterfall – which has happened before – we\u2019d just be looking out for people. We\u2019re just looking out for people\u2019s safety.. today of all days\u2026 we don\u2019t want to see a tragedy on Valentine\u2019s Day.\u201d<\/em><\/p>Darcy Reid – San Andreas Fire Rescue (SAFR)<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I didn\u2019t spend the holiday with anyone\u2026 but I felt warm and loved knowing that SAFR had my back while I was there.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Naomi Falk (left) and Darcy Reid (right). (Photo Credit: Maxine Finch)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Afterward, I ended up picking up some gifts from Calhoun Convenience and Craft Bars & Eatery. Most of it ended up being food, of which I munched on for the rest of the evening, but some of the gifts were handed off to family or friends I stumbled upon during the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lily Calhoun (Calhoun Convenience’s owner) was selling a \u201cVery Valentine\u2019s\u201d gift box full of crocheted plushies, seasonal flowers, and sweets for $2500. Most are items she typically sells, but the price and the bonus lunch box it came in made it worth the payment. It was a sweet, thoughtful, and affordable arrangement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Meanwhile, Craft Bar & Eatery focused on more of a \u2018candlelit dinner\u2019 arrangement for their box bundle. James Lundquist ended up handing me a bento box full of steak (made exactly to my liking), two choices of drinks, and some scrumptious brownies. It was a lot of food – after all, it had been a couple\u2019s package, heh\u2026 whoops – but it was lovely.<\/p>\n\n\n

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James Lundquist getting those hours in. (Photo Credit: Maxine Finch)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

The rest of Valentine\u2019s Day was a blur – maybe I ended up drunk? Who knows! Anyway, moving on\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Day of Ashes, Ash Wednesday<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Actually, now that I think about it, I do remember one last thing about Valentine’s Day. Probably around midday Wednesday, I recalled seeing Brother Jeremy Barbant making a tweet about giving out ashes. Confused, thinking someone had died and Barbant was handing them out to grieving family members, I decided to swing by the Stryx Funeral Home and see if everything was ok.<\/p>\n\n\n

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A faithful arrangement. (Photo Credit: Maxine Finch)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

I quickly (and happily) learned about something called  \u201cAsh Day\u201d  as I walked in on Brother Jeremy, who was making his rounds around the chapel. According to Barbant, Ash Wednesday is a day where ashes from last year\u2019s Palm Sunday are placed on people\u2019s foreheads as a way to announce and renew their faith, amongst other things, and to signify the beginning of Lent, or about a 50-46 day countdown to Easter. Since I\u2019m not very familiar with religious practices, I felt very enlightened and honored to have shared a moment with Brother Jeremy. Though, when he offered to smudge ashes on my head, I ended up politely declining. But, if you are looking to prepare for Easter, repentance, and partake in Lent, I\u2019d swing by and speak with Jeremy. He\u2019s more than happy to accept anyone and everyone with open arms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New and Hot Releases<\/strong>: Lulu Moon, Mykie Romance, and The Certified Lover Boys.<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Lulu Moon has released “prove it,”<\/a> a relaxing R&B Soul song in which Ms. Moon praises an unnamed love interest with several different creative rhymes and unique vocabulary. I particularly liked the line “boy, you holy like anunnaki” for its cultural reference. According to the internet, Anunnaki refers to holy gods\u2026 well hot damn! Whoever has the apple of her eye is a lucky man\u2026 Imagine being worshiped by THE Lulu Moon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lulu Moon<\/a> \u00b7 prove it<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Meanwhile, Mykie Romance is igniting the flames of romance (heh) with her latest release, “Intentions,”<\/a> It starts with an introduction that sets the tone with a promising, heartbeat-thumping melody that then transitions into a head-popping beat. Amongst all the lyrics, my favorite has to be “Girl, we started awfully slow, And the faster we go and, the faster we go,” not just for its catchy rhythm but for the vivid imagery it conjured in my mind. And no, I’m not alluding to any innuendo (seriously, guys???); rather, I’m referring to the sensation of plunging headfirst into a new relationship\u2014that exhilarating rush of an unknown chase that sets your heart aflutter and leaves you wanting for more. It’s a wonderful feeling, one I hope everyone can experience at least once.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\ud835\ude46\ud835\ude4a\ud835\ude46\ud835\ude4a\ud835\ude4d\ud835\ude4a<\/a> \u00b7 Intentions – Mykie Romance<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Lastly, The Certified Lover Boys held a release for their \u201cHard to Love, Easy to Hate\u201d <\/a>album earlier this week. While I was unable to attend due to random dizzy spells, I heard it was nothing short of a one-in-a-million experience. There are a total of twelve songs on this album, offering a variety of music genres to choose from. It’s, as they state, their “latest exploration of the intricate dance between love and resentment.” Out of all twelve songs, my favorite has to be “Say My Name.” It somehow reminds me of the early 2000s and feels extremely nostalgic for some reason – I’m no expert on why it does that, but the clapping melody may be the reason. Who knows!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Certified Lover Boys<\/a> \u00b7 Hard To Love, Easy To Hate<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Maxine\u2019s Suggestion of the Week:<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n
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Edgerunners flying the American flag (Photo Credit: Harry Kennedy)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

In San Andreas, there’s a lot to be mad about: police brutality, high-profile court cases failing or being dropped due to mistrials and dismissals, and a lack of transparency in most government departments, amongst other issues. It can be disheartening to try speaking up and out, but this week, I urge people to use that fundamental First Amendment right and stand up for what they want changed. Too often, people are quick to resort to guns and immediate violence. While there is a necessity for violence at times, it should always start with peaceful protests. Join me and start fighting back in a way that forces the governments to respond! Protest everything, bitches!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Upcoming Events:<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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  • Feb 19th @ 9AM EST: <\/strong>SAMS Doctor Interest Class<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 20th @ 11AM EST: <\/strong>Pillbox Medical Nursing Academy<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 20th @ 2PM EST: <\/strong>SAMS Hiring!<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 20th @ 7PM EST: <\/strong>Piper in Bloom; A Welcome Back Concert<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 20th @ 9PM EST: <\/strong>Pillbox Medical Nursing Academy<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 22nd @ 9PM EST: <\/strong>Addict Support Group<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 23rd @ 6PM EST: <\/strong>SAMS Doctor Interest Class<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 23rd @ 9PM – 12AM EST: <\/strong>The Hub Presents: The Barcade Games<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 23rd @ 11:59PM EST: <\/strong>Food Truck Friday – MARDI GRAS <\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 24th @ 6:30PM EST: <\/strong>KOKORO’s My Last Valentine Event<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 24th @ 9PM EST: <\/strong>Tortuga Marine Conservation Seaside Soiree<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Feb 24th @ 10PM EST: <\/strong>SAMS Doctor Interest Class<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    Stella\u2019s Recommendation of the Week\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

    Thank you for all of that, Maxine. I’ll take it again from here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Do y\u2019all ever change clothes? Or better yet, do y\u2019all even wash your clothes? Some of you are getting stinky out there. Go wash your clothes. If you have a washer and dryer at home, use them. If you don\u2019t, take your dirty clothes and quarters to the laundromat and get it done. I believe in you and your ability to wear something clean for once!<\/p>\n\n\n

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    Stella Day watching the spin cycle at the laundromat. (Photo Credit: Liz Barber)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

    Have a Stella Day and a hardcore night, San Andreas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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