{"id":11447,"date":"2023-10-23T01:05:40","date_gmt":"2023-10-23T06:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/?p=11447"},"modified":"2023-10-23T01:05:42","modified_gmt":"2023-10-23T06:05:42","slug":"stellas-scoops-volume-41","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/2023\/10\/23\/stellas-scoops-volume-41\/","title":{"rendered":"Stella’s Scoops Volume 41"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

From Engaged to Royalty\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Remember in last week\u2019s Scoops<\/a> when I shared with you all that Carson Fowler and Delilah Grimes got engaged? Well, exactly one week after their engagement, the two were crowned 2023\u2019s Emo Prom Royalty. How exciting!<\/p>\n\n\n

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Rory Tanners performing Paramore\u2019s The Only Exception for the Emo Prom Royalty. (Photo Credit: Maxine Finch)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

And now, the amazing Erin Murphy will share some scoops with us! Take it away, Erin!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spooky Fall Festival\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The Community Outreach Program (COP) hosted a spooky Fall Festival in Sandy Shores on Saturday. The trail of horrors had it’s own terrifying inhabitants to scare those braving the maze of hay bales. Between the costume contest, scavenger hunt, and live music there was no shortage of things to do. There were so many great food trucks there as well so if you left the event hungry that’s on you.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Janette Solvoll and Saoirse Sterling dress up as the twins from The Shining. (Yeet By: Janette Solvoll)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Protests Bring People Together…<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Useless News was present to cover the protest at City Hall Saturday night<\/a>. Many major criminal groups from across the State of San Andreas gathered on the steps of city hall to protest law enforcement.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Last night, major\u00a0groups from all parts of San Andreas came together to discuss a serious issue concerning the biggest gang in the city: The Law Enforcement of San Andreas.
Members of street\u00a0gangs, motorcycle clubs, mafias and groups of all types gathered to share their side of this topic. Groups at war called cease fires to peacefully speak on the matter and share input.<\/p>Excerpt from “Peaceful Protest at City Hall Organized by Criminal Groups” article by Useless News<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n

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Cover photo from the “Peaceful Protest at City Hall Organized by Criminal Groups” article by Useless News (Photo Credit: Useless News)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Merryweather Not So Merry…<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Merryweather Security issued a stern press release last week<\/a> to share their stance regarding the state of government infrastructure patrols in San Andreas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Hello fellow citizens of San Andreas. I would like to take this time to address the current state of security in San Andreas as I feel that the current and past Executive Branch are incredibly out of touch with what our state needs and deserves for security. Merryweather Security has the longest tenure of any security company in San Andreas, protecting the infrastructure of the state for a combined total of over 2 years.”<\/p>Press Release: Government\u00a0Infrastructure Patrols from Merryweather Security<\/cite><\/blockquote><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Do The DoCL!<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The Department of Commerce and Labor is actively hiring new team members and you could be one of them. If you enjoy answering questions on information that is readily available to the public from the resources such as the DoCL Guide to Getting Licensed<\/a>, Business Zoning and Pricing<\/a>, Public Listing of Licensed Business<\/a>, or anything else DoCL has provided, then this may be the job for you. If you’re not sure what DoCL does then reach out to one of them to find out more. Their application can be found here<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hello! I come bearing news from the DoCL!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hello all!! The Department of Commerce & Labor applications are now open, and looking to welcome a new class of trainees. If you are interested in commerce and the health of the business community, we want to see your application!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We have a great team and are eager to expand in order to support this growing economy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We look forward to working with you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If interested, apply below:
https:\/\/bit.ly\/DOTHEDOCL<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Best
Wyatt McKenzie
Sr Board Member, DoCL<\/p>\nPress Release Issued By Wyatt McKenzie, Sr Board Member, DoCL<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n

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Do The DoCL! Ad from the Department of Commerce and Labor (Provided By: San Andreas Department of Commerce and Labor)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

Become Excel With Original Clothing Events…<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

DoCL isn’t the only place hiring right now. If you’re good at organizing and tracking information then this may be the role for you. Original Clothing is hiring for an Administrative Assistant for their new events department. See the job description below and head on over to the McKenzie Enterprises Ordering Portal to apply.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Administrative Assistant
Accepting Applicants<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Original Clothing Events is seeking a motivated individual to help in its newest Events department. This is a dynamically changing and evolving role with room for growth within our organization. We might even feed you sometimes!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Primary Duties (50%):<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • Assisting in reviewing new event orders.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Consulting with potential clients for project ideas.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Providing order quotes and invoicing quotes to clients.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Maintaining detailed logs of order requests for the Event Managers.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Making sure Event managers do their job.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Answering phone calls about general Original Clothing<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Periodically confirming Events Manager (Timothy) is still alive.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Other duties as assigned by MKE Managers (50%)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    Requirements:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    • Must be able to write and speak fluent English.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Be willing to deal with managers who are a whole mess (we don\u2019t half ass this shit).<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • HAVE ORGANIZATION SKILLS.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Become excel. Do the words. Make the sheets.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

      Compensation:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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      • You will get paid Hourly Business UBI, tears, and any leftover food in the fridge.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n
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        Job Description for the Administrative Assistant for the Events Department at Original Clothing<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

        Back to you, Stella!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Upcoming Events:<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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        • Oct 25th @ 8PM – 9PM ET: <\/strong>Bohan’s Haunted Horror Hunt<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Oct 26th @ 8:30PM ET: <\/strong>Wicked Motors Eerie Engines Halloween Car Show<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Oct 27th @ 9PM ET: <\/strong>Fireside Frights<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Oct 27th @ 9PM ET: <\/strong>Berserkers MC 2nd Annual Fright Night<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Oct 27th @ 11PM ET: <\/strong>Beyond the Grave Rave<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Oct 29th @ 2PM – 2AM ET: <\/strong>SAPD Halloween Event<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Oct 28th @ 8PM ET: <\/strong>[2023-CM-300] – State of San Andreas v. Valentina Nightingale<\/li>\n\n\n\n
        • Oct 28th @ 9PM – 11PM ET: <\/strong>Women In Music<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

          Stella\u2019s Recommendation of the Week\u2026<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

          The ever-looming holiday is arriving very soon. Halloween is less than 10 days away and happens to be on a Tuesday this year, but that doesn\u2019t mean the parties and festivities won\u2019t happen during the week or over the weekend. It\u2019s important to stay safe even when you\u2019re having fun out with friends and family.<\/p>\n\n\n

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          Stella Day as Paddington and Coco Gautreaux as a nurse posing for a photo with scary people in the background. (Photo Credit: Niko McReary)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

          If you\u2019re out trick-or-treating, make sure you wear something with high visibility or have a flashlight with you so drivers can see you on the sidewalk. I would personally choose to wear the glowy shoes because they\u2019re stylish and keep my hands free from holding a flashlight or glowstick. Definitely look both ways before you cross the street, even if the walking sign is on because you never know if someone is speeding right through intersections and ignoring pedestrian rights.<\/p>\n\n\n

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          A group of friends in costumes going trick-or-treating. (Photo Credit: Niko McReary)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

          If you\u2019re out attending parties and festivities, make sure you have a designated driver who can take you home safely. You don\u2019t want to get into a car accident at the end of a good night because you decided to drive under the influence. Call a taxi or ride the bus if none of your friends are able to give you a lift home. The alternatives will be better than waking up in a hospital bed surrounded by doctors and nurses. I, Stella Day, would like it if everyone stayed safe this Halloween season. Please and thank you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

          Have a Stella Day and a hardcore night, San Andreas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

          From Engaged to Royalty\u2026 Remember in last week\u2019s Scoops when I shared with you all that Carson Fowler and Delilah Grimes got engaged? Well, exactly one week after their engagement, the two were crowned 2023\u2019s Emo Prom Royalty. How exciting! And now, the amazing Erin Murphy will share some scoops with us! Take it away, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":916,"featured_media":11444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[370],"tags":[3,371],"ppma_author":[337,242],"class_list":["post-11447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stellas-scoops","tag-featured","tag-stellas-scoops"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/StellasScoops_41-min.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"authors":[{"term_id":337,"user_id":916,"is_guest":0,"slug":"stelladay","display_name":"Stella Day","avatar_url":{"url":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Stella_Profile.jpeg","url2x":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/Stella_Profile.jpeg"},"1":"","2":"","3":"","4":"","5":"","6":"","7":"","8":""},{"term_id":242,"user_id":792,"is_guest":0,"slug":"erinmurphy","display_name":"Erin Murphy","avatar_url":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/cropped-Erin_1-scaled-1-96x96.jpg","1":"","2":"","3":"","4":"","5":"","6":"","7":"","8":""}],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/916"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11447"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11479,"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11447\/revisions\/11479"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11447"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/ppma_author?post=11447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}