{"id":1025,"date":"2021-05-25T22:54:58","date_gmt":"2021-05-25T22:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news.newdayrp.com\/?p=1025"},"modified":"2021-05-25T22:55:01","modified_gmt":"2021-05-25T22:55:01","slug":"oh-my-stars-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/weazel-news.online\/index.php\/2021\/05\/25\/oh-my-stars-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, My Stars…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Weekly Horoscopes by Caridad Almendros<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A lot is happening in the heavens this week!\u00a0 Saturn goes into retrograde and we have a lunar eclipse in Sagittarius!\u00a0 For us mere humans it means legal matters come into view, and connections are not favorable, so if you met someone special last week, hold off on popping the question, or any question, just yet.\u00a0 Looking for something fun to do?\u00a0 Check out your lucky misdeeds and see what you might be able to get away with unless LSPD reads this column and has it out for you!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For entertainment purposes only!  The writer is not responsible for the stars\u2019 predictions or outcomes, follow the advice at your own discretion<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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1. Capricorn (December 22-January 19)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Betrayal hurts, I know, but for you, it\u2019s extra extra.\u00a0 It burns and twists and turns, bad enough to curse the betrayer for 5 generations.\u00a0 But don\u2019t jump to conclusions and say things you might regret.\u00a0 Wait and see if things are what you think they are.\u00a0 \u00a0 Lucky Misdeed: <\/strong>\u00a0You have that inside info, you know what\u2019s going up or down, use it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2. Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It\u2019s time to set the record straight.\u00a0 No more gaslighting so you can shirk off the blame, Aquarius.\u00a0 While most should shy away from commitments, it\u2019s time you did the opposite and ripped off the bandaid. \u00a0 Lucky Misdeed:<\/strong>\u00a0 Got the codes?\u00a0 Figured out that password?\u00a0 You can get in, do what you must, and get out in the blink of an eye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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3.Pisces (February 19 to March 20)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stop looking at how green the grass is on the other side every time there\u2019s a bump on the road, in this case, green is relative.\u00a0 Deal with the issue and wait a week before deciding if you want to jump the fence. \u00a0 Lucky Misdeed: <\/strong>\u00a0Wheelin and Dealin\u2019 is your thing, just don\u2019t sample the merchandise!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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4. Aries (March 21-April 19)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The thrill of the chase and overcoming obstacles are what drives you, we all know that, once you beat the game it\u2019s all over.\u00a0 Pace yourself, make it last, that deal you are closing in on will be much much sweeter.\u00a0 Lucky Misdeed:\u00a0 <\/strong>You can set fire to the rain!\u00a0 <\/strong>Burn baby burn.\u00a0 It had to go down anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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5. Taurus (April 20-May 20)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You had your birthday cake, you took it all, but you don\u2019t have to eat it all at once, and no, you don\u2019t have to share.\u00a0 Just save some later, freeze it so it doesn\u2019t go bad. \u00a0 Lucky Misdeed<\/strong>:\u00a0 Be it Art or money, it\u2019s yours this week.\u00a0 You just have to go get it. \u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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6. Gemini (May 21-June 20)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Is it your birthday yet?\u00a0 If so, Happy Birthday!\u00a0 Kinda sucky that the stars are being buttheaded this week!\u00a0 Not that you\u2019d mind so much the lack of commitment, but the lack of choice is what bothers you.\u00a0 Keep your head down and enjoy your birthday the way you were meant to–unencumbered!\u00a0 If you are already partnered then perhaps go away together to celebrate.\u00a0 Lucky Misdeeds:\u00a0 <\/strong>If you are planning to be anyone\u2019s getaway driver, this is the week for it<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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7. Cancer (June 21-July 22)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stop being so crabby, Summer is almost here, Cancer.\u00a0 You\u2019ll be able to come out of your cave soon enough.\u00a0 \u00a0 In the meantime\u2026 let it go, let it go\u2026 seriously.\u00a0 Unclamp that pincher and let it go.\u00a0 This is not the time to fight for whatever, as legal matters will complicate everything and you risk losing a leg or two.\u00a0 Lucky Misdeeds:\u00a0 <\/strong>You know that smuggling scheme you\u2019ve been planning?\u00a0 Now\u2019s a good time.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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8. Leo (July 23-August 22)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know you want to move on, but walking away without cleaning the slate will end badly for you. \u00a0 Be honest, for once, and let them down gently because you might want them back!\u00a0 Lucky Misdeeds:<\/strong>\u00a0 You know that long-term scam you\u2019ve been thinking about? \u00a0 You so could pull that off this week!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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9. Virgo (August 23-September 22)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes it\u2019s okay to end things without having to talk and talk and talk and over-explain why you want to end things. \u00a0 It will be alright and you\u2019ll avoid the legal hassle that might come from that. \u00a0Lucky Misdeeds:<\/strong>\u00a0 Your beautiful handwriting and that uncanny ability to copy *cough* forge *cough* other people\u2019s signatures will favor you this week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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10. Libra (September 23-October 22)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do you know how easily you slip in and out of things?\u00a0 Not so much this week.\u00a0 Someone just won\u2019t let go, so let them down easily and avoid the black eye or the missing chunk of hair.\u00a0 \u00a0Lucky Misdeeds:<\/strong>\u00a0 You know who to call and who needs what and how much they are willing to pay, making a tidy profit in the process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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11. Scorpio (October 23-November 21)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Control, control, control\u2026 this week is no different, but especially so when it comes to relationships.\u00a0 Make sure you are the one holding the leash, lest you get leashed instead.\u00a0 \u00a0Lucky Misdeed:<\/strong>\u00a0 Bide your time, you\u2019ll be Godfather soon enough.Numbers: 13, 70, 8<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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12. Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Routine and boredom are not your things, I know, but hold off on any big decisions and changes this week, Sagittarius, you might regret any commitments (or commitment to walk away!) you make.\u00a0 Lucky Misdeed:<\/strong>\u00a0 Your stealth and agility favor you this week.\u00a0 Look to dark alleys and street corners for your fortune or easy fix.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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